- *me watching Lord of the Rings: the fellowship of the ring*
- Me: AHAHAHAHA
- Me: It's that part in the movie when Borimir says "One does not simply walk into mordor"
- Me: So fucking funny. And Legolas is awesome too
- Cliff: blonde, silky smooth.
- Cliff: Good job Scrappy CoCo. I knew you did his hair
- Me: Ahahahaha Legolas had nice hair before Thor made it cool.
- Me: So hipster omg
- Cliff: I have an issue with Frodo.
- Cliff: I mean of all names to name a character, why Frodo??
- Cliff: Aren't there better magical names?
- Me: Borimir and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli
- Me: So fucking badass.
- Cliff: My point exactly.
- Cliff: and instead of a hobbit as a main character, why not a soldier or archer?
- Me; Well I don't effing know, why don't you ask JJR Tolkein? lol
- Cliff: hahahahah hobbits just get in the way of the wars. let the big boys do their fucking job
- and stay out of the fucking way, small guys.
- Cliff: Literally small, hahaha
- Me: Reminds me of a certain spanish benchwarmer that is better off allowing the big boys play the game.
- Cliff: They should have named the hobbit TORRES
- Cliff: Holy shit, eye opener.
- Cliff: ...
- Cliff: I am enlightened.
- Me: You've reached Nirvana
- Cliff: yeah! I'm in a peaceful state because of that revelation
- Me: Cue the heavenly chorus
- Me: Torres the hobbit
- Me: Oh em gee.
- Me: I am puking rainbows.
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