• *me watching Lord of the Rings:

    the fellowship of the ring*

  • Me:

    AHAHAHAHA

  • Me:

    It's that part in the movie when Borimir says "One does not simply walk into mordor"

  • Me:

    So fucking funny. And Legolas is awesome too

  • Cliff:

    blonde, silky smooth.

  • Cliff:

    Good job Scrappy CoCo. I knew you did his hair

  • Me:

    Ahahahaha Legolas had nice hair before Thor made it cool.

  • Me:

    So hipster omg

  • Cliff:

    I have an issue with Frodo.

  • Cliff:

    I mean of all names to name a character, why Frodo??

  • Cliff:

    Aren't there better magical names?

  • Me:

    Borimir and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli

  • Me:

    So fucking badass.

  • Cliff:

    My point exactly.

  • Cliff:

    and instead of a hobbit as a main character, why not a soldier or archer?

  • Me; Well I don't effing know, why don't you ask JJR Tolkein? lol

  • Cliff:

    hahahahah hobbits just get in the way of the wars. let the big boys do their fucking job

  • and stay out of the fucking way, small guys.

  • Cliff:

    Literally small, hahaha

  • Me:

    Reminds me of a certain spanish benchwarmer that is better off allowing the big boys play the game.

  • Cliff:

    They should have named the hobbit TORRES

  • Cliff:

    Holy shit, eye opener.

  • Cliff:

    ...

  • Cliff:

    I am enlightened.

  • Me:

    You've reached Nirvana

  • Cliff:

    yeah! I'm in a peaceful state because of that revelation

  • Me:

    Cue the heavenly chorus

  • Me:

    Torres the hobbit

  • Me:

    Oh em gee.

  • Me:

    I am puking rainbows.

    1. therecklessbrunette posted this